I like a lot of things! Unicorns, home aquariums, quality tattoos, cupcakes that have both frosting and filling. I love Morningstar Buffalo Chik’n Nuggets! I like corsets and high heels. I like cleaning my house and dancing around to Miley Cyrus songs.
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In Germany we don’t say “I don’t care” we say “Das ist mir Wurst” which roughly translates as “This is sausage to me” I think that’s beautiful.
no you don’t understand we actually do say that
i crashed my car into a bridge
THIS IS SAUSAGE TO ME
We also say “That’s not my beer” for “That’s none of my buisness” and I think that’s beautiful
is germany even real
I don’t remember, to tell you the truth. My best guess is that I’ve had them since about 2006 or 2007? I wouldn’t say that I regret any of my tattoos. There are some I like better than others but I’ve always loved these. I get the least crap from random strangers about my seams. Old ladies LOVE them. Every time I go to CostCo with a skirt or shorts on I get an old lady or two recanting stories of back in the day to me about how hard it was to get seams straight on panty hose when they were young and drawing lines down their own legs. It’s cute.
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